What movies have not aged well?
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Pariatur et vero magni aperiam nulla.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
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Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!